I Am Into This: ThinkGeek's Star Trek Swimwear Collection

May 26, 2016


This is the Star Trek The Next Generation 'Trekini' swimwear collection available from ThinkGeek. The $60 one-piece swimsuits come in blue (Sciences), gold (Operations), and red (Command). There is also a $50 Deanna Troi swimshirt, and a $40 TNG inspired cover-up romper. If I was a lady I would be all over that Sciences swimsuit. Hell, I'm not a lady and I'm still considering spending the summer with my penis taped wherever you tape your penis when you don't want it in the way. It's backwards, right -- you tape it backward? Also what kind of tape are you supposed to use, because I've got the feeling that superglue was a bad idea.

Keep going for a bunch more shots of the whole collection.







Thanks to carey, who made me promise to buy her one even though she didn't include her size or color preference. You blew it, that's not my fault.

  • Jb3rN

    Make it so.

  • Forblat

    whitest kids u know

  • IronMant

    Nobody who would wear these will look like that in them.

  • Are you saying I'm fat?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Oh, relax. You're phat and you know it.

  • One piece swimsuits are so underrated.

  • palpable ovaltine
  • Andrew Newton

    Sir, would you like me to beam you up?

    Uh, no, Chief O'brien, it appears I will need no assistance with getting up today....

  • Wooder

    The girl in red is already dead

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