I Am Into This: ThinkGeek's Star Trek Swimwear Collection

May 26, 2016

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This is the Star Trek The Next Generation 'Trekini' swimwear collection available from ThinkGeek. The $60 one-piece swimsuits come in blue (Sciences), gold (Operations), and red (Command). There is also a $50 Deanna Troi swimshirt, and a $40 TNG inspired cover-up romper. If I was a lady I would be all over that Sciences swimsuit. Hell, I'm not a lady and I'm still considering spending the summer with my penis taped wherever you tape your penis when you don't want it in the way. It's backwards, right -- you tape it backward? Also what kind of tape are you supposed to use, because I've got the feeling that superglue was a bad idea.

Keep going for a bunch more shots of the whole collection.

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Thanks to carey, who made me promise to buy her one even though she didn't include her size or color preference. You blew it, that's not my fault.

  • Jb3rN

    Make it so.

  • Forblat

    whitest kids u know

  • IronMant

    Nobody who would wear these will look like that in them.

  • Are you saying I'm fat?
    https://media.giphy.com/med...

  • GeneralDisorder

    Oh, relax. You're phat and you know it.

  • One piece swimsuits are so underrated.

  • palpable ovaltine
  • Andrew Newton

    Sir, would you like me to beam you up?

    Uh, no, Chief O'brien, it appears I will need no assistance with getting up today....

  • Wooder

    The girl in red is already dead

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