This is the hot wing Iron Throne constructed by chef Josh Elkin out of the meat and bones of his fallen enemies. Apparently the man really hates chickens. That is not nearly enough wings for an Iron Bone Throne though. I remember in college
my friends and I people I knew and I would have wing-eating contests. And sushi eating contests. Whatever restaurant had an all you can eat deal that day, we would be there and we would have a contest to see who could eat the most of it. This guy named Davey W always won. He ALWAYS won. I could never even come close. When it came to eating or taking stupid bets, that guy was a machine. RIP, Davey.
Thanks to Jay, who wants to see an Iron Throne made from baby back ribs.