Fore!: Massive Gator Struts That Ass Across Golf Course

May 31, 2016

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"Dave -- get next to it for perspective."

This is a video of a massive (the guy videotaping estimates 15-feet) alligator taking a stroll across the fairway on its way to the lake beside Hole 3 at the Buffalo Creek Golf Club in Florida. Obviously, everybody in the Youtube comments is calling it fake because there are no real videos on the internet anymore. Are you so sure it's fake you'd be willing to retrieve your ball from the edge of the lake if you hit it in there? Because that's the true test of a non-believer. Just remember that's how Chubbs Peterson lost his hand in Happy Gilmore. Are you willing to trade your hand for an alligator's eyeball? I'd be willing to trade my hand for an alligator's eyeball, but only if I could use that eyeball to brew a potion that could grow me an even cooler hand with six fingers. Then I could go to the bar and be all, "Hey look everybody -- I'm the six-fingered man, I killed Inigo Montoya's father!" and everybody would have a laugh about it but it probably won't score me all the dates I'm imagining it will right now in my mind. Possibly because when you see a man with six fingers you start worrying about what's up with the penis situation.

Keep going for the video.

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