Because fire is one of the few things I still care about in this world, this is a video of The Slow Mo Guys capturing a 50-foot flamethrower in 4K definition and ultra slow motion. It is glorious. You can actually see the fire chasing the fuel mist trying to ignite it. The guys even mention at the end of the video that shooting that thing is more fun than the most fun you've ever had in your life, and I believe that. Mostly because I've never had fun in my life. I've come close a few times at amusement parks, but those were all ruined by some kid crying. And that kid was me, probably because my parents wouldn't buy me a funnel cake.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Brianna, who is already hard at work building a 100-foot flamethrower, and I am already hard at work trying to become her friend.