This is the obituary that Angus Brian MacDonald of Glace Bay, Nova Scotia, Canada wrote for himself. It is possibly the most heartfelt and genuine obituary I have ever read. It might also be the only obituary I've ever read, because when newspapers still existed I always went straight for the funnies or fast food coupons. Man, I like this guy. Maybe I'll give him a call and see if he wants to grab a beer sometime. "He's dead." Life isn't fair. Happy trails, Angus.