Watch Me Howl At The Moon?: Wolf Snout Underwear

April 28, 2016

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These are the 'mens fashion wolf underwear funny 3D print boxers shorts' available from a seller from China through Amazon. The cost $22 for a 3-pack and have a wolf head printed on the crotch to release your inner beast. AROOOOOOOOOO!! That's the sound a wolf makes according to the internet. Product highlights:

3D wolf pattern print underwear make man looks sexy and wild

the wide waist design make man comfortable no tight feeling
U convex design, large space and breathable
High quality material and great handwork, perfect gift to boyfriend or husband

Heck yeah, looking sexy and wild. I am all about that. Obviously, your wolf's snout will be very impressive. See how nice I am to you? I lift you up. Mine? Mine will look like some kind of wolf/elephant hybrid. Just kidding, mine will look like your friend's pug.

Keep going for a closeup of the formed snout.

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Thanks to Lydia, who's holding out for dragon drawls.

  • Jenness

    I would do anything to see a real reaction from an unsuspecting date partner to seeing this on a dude. Like - would she even bother to question it first before running out the door and reevaluating her life choices?

    Gets philosophic - what kind of guy needs to stare down and pretend his junk is an actual wolf head? Stark-loving Game of Thrones fan??

    Glad there isn't a flap or hole in the mouth for him to pee out of - oops - well crap - BAM - somewhere now on the internet there is porn of this. Say it and it shall be done.

  • Jenness

    Why? Why did you do that ....I don't....I just....well......so that is out there......... the world is a more terrifying and hostile place to me now...never....be...the...*sobs*....same

  • Talk to me in two years when seeing a pair of underwear brings violent flashbacks and nightmares causing you to seek out the video and post it in a comment.

  • Jenness

    But yet you want to share that hell with others *crosses her fingers and hisses* NOT TODAY SAMAE...NOT TODAY!!!!!

  • Too. Late.

  • TheQiwiMan

    How the pitch meeting went for this:

    Exec 1: "Hey, did you come up with a new gimmick for a novelty men's underwear line yet?"

    Exec 2: "Absolutely!"

    Exec 1: "Great, whatcha got?"

    Exec 2: "So hear me out on this.... you know how women are always putting animal snouts in their mouth?"

    Exec 1: "Ah man, don't remind me! Women are ALWAYS shoving random animal snouts down their throats... wait! .... Say no more, I know exactly where this is going. BRILLIANT!"

    *END SCENE*

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Novelty products like this are just awkward for someone who is a "grower" as opposed to a "show-er"...

    ...not that *I* would know...

  • Red Ruffensor

    Do they have one with a pug on it? :(

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  • Red Ruffensor

    You didn't answer the question!

  • AngelvsDevil

    When she says wolves are her spirit animal.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Great! Now instead of my girlfriend whining I'm poking her with it, I can simply say it's only the wolf sniffing her ass.

  • Comment of the day right there my man.

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