Watch A River Completely Change Shape Over 30 Years

April 4, 2016

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This is a GIF of the Ucayali River in Peru changing shape since from 1985 to 2013. What a difference a couple decades make. Take me for example. Several decades ago there was a time when I was only two feet tall. Now I am over six feet tall. Penis hasn't changed much though. Still praying for a growth spurt. Praying hard. Even tried some incantations. I'm not against going the voodoo route. Just tell me what I need to do. Do I need to go get a chicken? Will nuggets work? There's a McDonald's on my way home from work.

Thanks to Ryan, who once yelled at a river so hard it changed directions trying to get away from him. Whoa!

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