This is the Star Wars speeder bike mod added to a Segway by Youtuber Rodger Cleye. Looks like a pretty sweet ride. I bet the alien babes come running when they see that thing. Or like, crawling on their tentacles or however they get around. Maybe they can levitate. If they can levitate though they probably won't be that impressed with a speeder bike Segway. Maybe show them a card trick. I want to be the first one of my friends to make out with an alien. Those are some serious bragging rights. "It looked like a giant mucus blob." You're just jealous.
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Thanks to Closet Nerd, who informed me he got his quadrocopter stuck in a tree so he just ordered another one to try to knock it down. Yes, that's the answer.