This is a video of a guy melting a lock off with a torch. It is very effective and only takes about a minute until the lock just falls right off. Now I'm going to have to superglue firecrackers to my lock so I'll know if anybody is trying to torch it. *tapping head* I'm a thinker. I'm the guy you call when you have a problem that needs solving. Just kidding, I'm the guy you call when you want to feel better about your own life. I broke my foot walking the dog.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to MikeMikeMike, who agrees burning laser-vision would come in handy for a thief.