Because some people still believe the earth is flat and not shaped like a pyramid like the Illuminati discovered centuries ago, these are the Planetary Fleece blankets available from ThinkGeek. And no, they're not April Fool's products, they're real. The $30 blankets measure 60" in diameter and come in Earth, Mars and Jupiter varieties. "PLUTO OR NOTHING." Stop yelling. I love Pluto as much as the next man who wants to crash his rocket into its surface, but it's not happening. You get Earth, Mars or Jupiter, and that's it. "WELL I'M SURE AS SHEEPSHIT NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT." Jesus, what drugs did you do for breakfast?
Keep going for a shot of the rest, including an action shot of a guy drinking a rum and coke and eating pizza and masturbating to internet p0rn on his laptop under Jupiter. I see those tissues!
Thanks to Y-Street, who's presumably nestled between X and Z Streets unless the city named roads all willy-nilly to make navigation impossible for outsiders.