Taste The Rainbow: Pizza With Rainbow Colored Cheese

April 20, 2016

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This is a recipe tutorial from Oh Bite It detailing how to make your own rainbow pizza. Basically you just make a regular pizza, then when it comes out of the oven you swirl some food coloring into the cheese, then bake it for a little bit longer. This isn't exactly culinary rocket science. If it was culinary rocket science then Alton Brown would probably be explaining it instead of some idiot on Geekologie. Also, I feel like this is more of a tie-dye pizza than it is a rainbow pizza. But what do I know? I only know I love pizza. On the count of three let's all yell our favorite kind of pizza. Ready? 1...2...middle school cafeteria! Man, that pizza was the best. So were the fish sticks and cinnamon rolls. Did you know I actually tried to track down the distributor of those pizzas years and years later? It's true, I made calls. All leads were dead ends though. Plus, you know, I got lazy. I probably wouldn't make the best detective. Make the world's greatest lover? That's a given. And that given is no.

Keep going for two more shots.

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Thanks to Brianna, who told me her favorite pizza are the little cold ones you make in those Lunchable kits. Wow, you are unique.

  • Lionhart16

    No. No. NOPE. NONONONONONONONONOOO! I'd probably end up doing this immediately after eating it:

    http://giphy.com/gifs/rainb...

  • TheQiwiMan

    Gotta love dat moldy-lookin' crust!

  • It looks like pizza Petri dish - full of deadly bacteria.

  • Dom Saunders

    That has to come out of you at some point...

    Ew.

  • kasual

    Never thought I would see a pizza that I would straight up not eat, even if I was really hungry, but here we are. A pox on this blog for doing this to pizza (and cheese).

  • Rufio_the_Lostboy

    Why not use a double boiler to make batches of different colored cheese, let them cool, and slice it so it actually looks rainbow cheese and not clown barf?

  • qcp

    It looks like a clown jizzed all over a pizza.

  • Trust me, that looks nothing like clown jizz.

  • Richard H Sanford

    Would. Not. Eat.

  • The_Wretched

    Do. Not. Want.

  • David

    Pizza covered in unicorn puke....Yummm.

  • Bling Nye

    "Pizza covered in unicorn puke diarrhea... Yummm."

    FTFY.

  • unimate

    That looks super unpleasant and the obviously undiluted food coloring most likely makes it taste even worse than it looks.

  • Gotta follow the recipe exactly. One mistake and you might make something that actually looks edible.

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