This is a video of Jumpy the Border Collie/Blue Heeler mix painting a landscape with the help of his trainer (previously: Jumpy painting his own name). I want to buy that painting. I want to buy it and frame it and hang it up on the wall in the foyer and tell everybody I painted it because it's way better than I could do in a million years. I can't even paint by number. Even if it was just one number and that number was zero and you were just supposed to leave it all blank. I would screw it up.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to Jeffrey S, who's gonna train his cat to paint landscapes and then sell them on eBay for hundreds of dollars apiece.