'Rogue One: A Star Wars Story' Trailer Sure Is a Star Wars Story

April 7, 2016


Via I Watch Stuff:

Here's the first trailer for Rogue One, the Star Wars film that reveals how the Rebellion acquired the design plans for the giant war testicle the Empire constructed. The Theory of Everything's Felicity Jones stars as the leader of the rag-tag crew that steals the giant war testicle blueprint, which explains how the giant war testicle has a little butt-hole that you should not shoot anything into, because it will make the testicle explode and no longer able to shoot its green pee-pee.
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