Nope: Man Pulls Up Catfish Line, Discovers Giant Gator

April 14, 2016


This is a video of Lance Burgos and his son checking their catfish lines in St. Martinville, Louisiana when Lance pulls up a giant gator. Apparently that is not what they were hoping for and quickly hightail it out of there. Me? I would have pulled the gator aboard and made it my friend. Oooooor accidentally gotten my son eaten. Either way, I'm never getting in water I can't completely see through again, and that includes bubble baths. You never know what could be lurking under those bubbles. "Probably your penis." That's what I'm most afraid of. You know my buddy Dave used to fish for gators by dragging a hand in the water beside the boat. "How'd that work out?" Two bites, no catches, and out of hands.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to my buddy Dave, who really does still have his hands because he's not really manly enough to fish for gators that way.

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