This is a video from Hebei, China of six articulated front loaders duking it out Transformers style over a contract dispute between two construction companies. I think all disputes should be resolved with heavy machinery fights. I'm surprised this isn't an organized sport. Or even an unorganized sport. Or maybe it is and that's what we're watching. My money's on the yellow one.
Keep going for the video, then meet me in the parking lot on your lunch break and we'll an impromptu demolition derby.
Thanks to carey, who agrees there's no dispute that an army of heavy machinery can't resolve.