This is a video demonstration of the 556-foot-long yacht transporter Super Servant 4. It can flood the rear of the ship so a bunch of smaller (but still very large) boats can be piloted inside, then pump all the water out for dry transport. I am going to buy one, then I am going to start pirating other ships. Want to join my crew? You just have to poke one of your own eyes out (how you do it is up to you, but we applaud creativity) and wear an eyepatch. We've all done it. Now none of us can see that well and we wind up crashing a lot of boats into each other. But you know what? We have fun doing it. That's what's important. Plus friendship.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Luke, who promised me a vacation on his yacht, which I suspect is imaginary. Hey, that's cool, I'm great at playing pretend.