This is the $350 Giant Inflatable Pink Flamingo available soon from Perpetual Kid. I thought it was an April Fool's joke at first but it is not, it is a real product coming soon. They already have a giant 7-foot inflatable duckie for sale as well because apparently some people have hundreds of dollar budgets for giant inflatables. Like me. I am going to get one of these for the front yard so everybody in the the neighborhood knows what a cool, fun-loving guy I am. "You're kind of a dork." What -- who said that? "Over here." MOM?!
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Thanks to SkidTiresOnPavement, which I see people do all the time because they don't look up from their phone until the last second when they need to stop. It's dangerous.