Game Of Thrones Jon Snow Faux Fur Hoodie

April 19, 2016

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Just in time for spring and summer, this is the $80 John Snow Fur Hoodie available from ThinkGeek. It kinda sorta looks like the outfit Jon Snow wears in Game Of Thrones. It also just kinda looks like a North Face jacket. I want a hoodie that looks like it's made out of dragon scales. Really up my LARPing cred. Right now my LARPing cred is low. So low my friends don't even invite me to participate anymore, then I get on Facebook and I see all these pictures of them having so much fun running around in the woods pretending to be wizards and elves and it hurts my feelings. Come on, you accidentally bow-and-arrow a friend in the back one time and all of a sudden you're an outcast. He didn't even die. "He's still in the hospital." But not the morgue, that's my point.

Keep going for shots of the hood up and down.

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Thanks to Joseph A, who's holding out for a faux direwolf caveman pelt.

  • Liang Li

    For those who want to evoke fur draped over plate armour, longswords, and winter, may I suggest the TAD shagmaster (I swear by it)

    http://store.tripleaughtdes...

  • That is not a nice coat.

  • the antagonist

    And I get the feeling that most people buying this look more like Samwell Tarly than John Snow.

  • TheQiwiMan

    You know nothing, Jon Snow.

  • Bling Nye

    I'd wipe my ass with one of the sleeves, if I had to, but that's as close as that things going to come to me wearing it.

  • Bling Nye

    I'm really disappointed with ThinkGeek now, their products are stupidly overpriced for the quality of goods. This hoodie is definitely not worth $80. (Btw, $80 is on sale from regular $90 price... ffs).

    Plus the fact that it has "Game of Thrones" embroidered on it makes it cheesy(er) and dumb(er).

  • Meh

    Look at that, probably the gayest looking thing I've seen this year.

  • the antagonist

    I disagree. Gays tend to have more style. This is a better candidate for the most mountain-dew-chugging-eternal-virgin-kneck-beardiest thing of the year.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Worse than silk dragon shirt?

  • TheQiwiMan

    YOU, sir, are not looking nearly hard enough.

    http://www.taipeitimes.com/...

  • Bling Nye

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • GeneralDisorder

    So is Boxing Helena. Is there a point you're making?

  • Bling Nye

    Why yes, a multifaceted point, full of nuance and existential relativism...

    Or y'know, just some internet meme-y bullshit compelled by boredom.

    Whatever. Could go either way.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I realize my comment may be misconstrued as homophobic and would like to clarify. Boxing Helena is a movie best described by IMBD: "A surgeon becomes obsessed with the seductive woman he once was in an
    affair with. Refusing to accept that she has moved on, he amputates her
    limbs and holds her captive in his mansion."

    There's also a Misfits song about that movie and a reference to it in an episode of House.

    Anyway, that is a better love story than Twilight.

    In fact I think the movie Iceman had a better love story. Maybe even the Iceman Interviews had a better love story than Twilight.

  • Bling Nye

    I took a muddy dump once only to find out there was no toilet paper anywhere in sight... Just before I resigned myself to using my socks, the floor mat and possibly the shower curtain, I found a stashed roll of the cheapest, scratchiest asswipe that's legal to sell as toilet paper before it has to be called sandpaper.

    THAT was still a better love story than Twilight.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Yes. Yes it is.

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