Finally: Chair And Cooler Attachments For Hoverboards

April 19, 2016

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Because standing sucks, these are the Hover Cart and Hover Cooler hoverboard attachments designed and sold by BoatsToGo. They allow you to use one of those stupid hoverboards while sitting, for maximum laziness. That said, I just bought the cooler one because I like drinking beers on the go and just acquired a hoverboard. "You stole it from a kid in your neighborhood." It's cool, he's a little jerk. He's always leaving dog shit under my car door handles. That, or there's a circus dog in the neighborhood that's learned how to shit under car door handles.

Keep going for two videos of a bikini babe riding the things.

Thanks to Lonnie, who wants to be a wholesale distributor of hoverboard attachments.

  • Billy Rocka

    I didn't want one before today...

  • Urdnot Wrex

    Can someone please explain this because I can't tell if it's just me out of the loop of if its real. Why the fuck does the article seem to refer to these as hoverboards??? What a part of these things look remotely like hoverboards?

  • GeneralDisorder

    It's a brand name for a Segway clone without handles. So since that was one of the first they're just all called that now.

  • Urdnot Wrex

    How in the fuck did that name ever get around. This just takes everything that should be a hoverboard and shits all over it

  • Deksam

    William H Macy was a Cooler too, but I am sure no self respecting woman would ride him like that.

  • Of course no self respecting woman would ride him like that.
    It would be doggy style.

  • KingCraigers

    So, walking gets too hard and some lazy fuck comes up with a board that moves you while standing still.. Then standing gets to hard so someone puts a chair on it. Now you get thirsty from being a fat lazy slob so you bring a cooler as a chair so you can drink your lazy ass off while you roll around. Sweet. I want one now.

  • Deksam

    Hahaha you totally redeemed yourself at the end there.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Fat people are a cancer to society. Source: am a cancer to society.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Bewbs.

    That is all.

  • At least you're less likely to break your neck with these.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Not with that attitude.

  • asdfadfs

    how are these things banned in so many places but segways are fine?

    in fact iirc we had the same bullshit when segways first came out too

  • GeneralDisorder

    I don't believe Segways had a battery fire problem. In fact I want to say the first ones had lead-acid batteries that didn't last long but were sealed and almost impossible to burn.

  • dougfunnay

    because segways cost thousands of dollars and look like your something your senile grandmother would envision as the everymans personal transportation in tomorrowland

    hoverboards on the other hand are corrupting our youth

  • Jenness

    Cool, so if the thing explodes you can dump ice and booze on it - wait...that might make it worse...hmmm

  • asdfadfs

    if it explodes it should have dumped the ice and booze on itself by upsetting the cooler?

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