Eight Punch Combo!: Video Of Two Octopuses Fighting

April 12, 2016

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This is a video of two octopuses fighting over what I can only assume is the most comfortable place to sit in the ocean off the coast of Asu Island in Indonesia. I love how it seems that the one octopus has scared the other one off but in reality it's just creeping around super creeper-like getting ready to mount a counter-offensive. Octopus fights are crazy! Just imagine if they both had a knife in every tentacle. Now that would be something to see. Nature's sushi chefs just chopping each other to bits. That would have made for an awesome deleted scene in The Little Mermaid, especially if the animators hid all kinds of crazy dicks everywhere.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Jessica S, who's convinced that seemingly ordinary piece of coral must be the octopus equivalent to the Iron Throne.

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