Desktop Levitating, Glowing Death Star Speaker

April 15, 2016


This is the wireless Death Star levitating speaker created by hellosy and available on Amazon. Apparently they're supposed to cost $400 but they're on sale now for $220. Zero Bothans died to bring us this information, but I did just murder a Hot Pocket. A full charge gets about 6 hours of the Star Wars theme on repeat worth of playtime and the thing lights up at night to impress your friends. Just keep an eye on it though, because somebody will definitely try to take it when they leave. And that will person will be me. "I didn't even invite you." *brandishing laser blaster* I came for the Death Star.

Keep going for a couple still shots.



Thanks to Allesandro, who wants a whole surround-sound speaker set that look like different Star Wars ships because that would be the tits.

  • DeathBotGamma

    I love "the tits"

  • monkeychunks

    Story about a speaker has no content with audio. FAIL.

  • the antagonist

    If it did, you'd only hear the audio through your computer/phone speakers. You'd still have no idea how the thing sounds in real life.

  • monkeychunks

    Thanks Captain Obvious.

  • TheQiwiMan


    "Available on Amazon" links you to the Cosplay wedding article:

  • WhatsupDoc

    IT'S A TRAP!

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