Crushing LEGO Pieces With A Hydraulic Press (Plus Bonus Bowling Ball And Pin)

April 6, 2016


Because some hydraulic press company really wants me to put one at the top of my birthday list this year (done and done), this is a video of a hydraulic press crushing LEGO pieces. Impressive, but I feel like I've stepped on LEGO blocks harder with my bare feet before. "No you haven't." Well it certainly felt like it. I've had to have my doctor surgically remove LEGO bricks from my feet before. "Sure it wasn't your rectum?" WHAT THE -- did he tell you that?! I signed a doctor-patient confidentiality agreement, I can sue! "It was just an educated guess." Damn you to hell.

Keep going for the videos (the bowling ball explodes!), and make sure to watch the very ends too for BONUS clay figure smashes that are always a treat.

Thanks to Dunc, who agrees there should be a company that lets you rent the use of ahydraulic press for like an hour at a time so you can do this kind of fun shit yourself. Shit yourself!

  • rocjoe

    The accent really adds a "James Bond villain" quality

  • Wilf Smith

    Sick and wrong. I hope he gets banned from ever owning Lego :p

  • TheQiwiMan

    The more of these I watch, the more sure I am that if this guy has not already hydraulic-pressed a living small animal, it's only a matter of time before he does.


  • Bling Nye

    So long as it's in the form of a refreshing beverage.

  • Hazakabammer

    Sometimes I wonder if you're a child trapped in the body of an adult.

  • MustacheHam

    We're really the same person when we were kids, just with more life experiences and a differently structured life style. :D

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