Because beer is best when shared with your bear friends in the woods, this is the ManCan portable keg system (starting at $195). You just pour your beers in, seal it up, and the thing keeps your beers fresh and carbonated (using a tiny CO2 canister) until you're ready to guzzle them. Now. Let's guzzle them now. Does that guy in the photo know he pooped his pants?
The ManCan is a personal keg system that keeps your favorite beer fresh, carbonated, and delicious -- the way it should be. Available in indestructible, 128oz (one-gallon) or 64oz (half-gallon) stainless steel. Two tap systems with the Perfect Pour Regulator can top these bad boys for the ultimate experience.
Wait -- it only comes in 128oz and 64oz capacities? That's roughly five beers and ten beers. That is not enough capacity! Who wanders out into the woods with the intention of only drinking five beers? What are the bears gonna drink? A sober bear is an angry bear, that's why they attack. Also, it doesn't keep the beers cold. And why is it a ManCan, why can't it be a PersonCan? Women drink beer too, you know. Don't they? I thought they did, but I've never gotten close enough to one at a bar to see what she's drinking.
Keep going for a couple more shots.
Thanks to Isaiah, who just adds powdered alcohol to river water and that's how you get worms.