This is an hour and 45 minute long video of every Mortal Kombat fatality in the entirety of the franchise. I forgot how cheesy so many of them are. Especially in the earlier games. Of course, I forget a lot of things. I'd probably forget my own penis if it wasn't duct taped to my leg. "Why is your penis duct taped to your leg?" Because staples and glue didn't work!
Keep going for the video, then meet me in the parking lot on your lunch break and we'll reenact our favorites.