This is a video of the top ten plays from the 2016 Headis Masters. I didn't know Headis was a real thing until this morning. Headis "uses a table very similar to that of table tennis, but with the players striking a 7-inch rubber ball with their head. The tactics of tennis and table tennis are involved, as well as soccer element, the header." I think I would be light-headed after the first hit. And probably dead after the second. I'm pretty sure this is how people get brain cancer. If you don't want to watch all ten plays just skip to 3:15 to see the number one. That one is particularly intense. How do these guys not get dizzy? I guarantee I wouldn't have lasted ten seconds without puking, and not just because I was up late the night before drinking and partying hard with all the Headis groupies, but why play if not for the groupies? That's like being a rockstar but falling asleep alone every night during the commercial break between Jeopardy and Wheel Of Fortune.
Keep going for the video, and skip to 3:15 if time is money and you're already late on your phone bill.
Thanks to whoever posted this on Facebook, I owe you one. Not really though, I owe you nothing.