All The Rage: Women's Stockings With Painted Toenails

April 25, 2016

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Because Japan is the world's greatest innovator, these are women's stockings that have individual spots for your toes, and fake painted toenails printed on them. I just bought a pair but I am not impressed. "You put them on upside down." Oh. Also, are stockings supposed to be worn over or under my panties? That was a trick question, I'm not wearing any. Squeeze my butt. How does that feel? "Like a stocking full of cottage cheese." Is it making you horngry? "I think I'm going to be sick." Me too I ate raw bacons.

Keep going for a bunch more shots.

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Thanks to Lydia, who painted fingernails on her gloves because she's fashion forward.

  • Crazy Panther

    Holy crap that chick has some damn NASTY looking flippers! Gross! Her big toe is smaller than all other toes WTF?!?!?!?!

  • jane smithers

    ...jamberry

  • AngelvsDevil

    Why not just paint your toe nails? People are getting more and more lazier XD

  • GeneralDisorder

    "more and more lazier". Indeed! So lazy they can't be bothered to grammar rightly. Fuck it. You get the idea.

  • AngelvsDevil

    Didn't realize there would be "grammar nazis" here. My mistake, i'll be more careful of my errors next time.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Grammar nazis are so ubiquitous that one infected my brain when I posted that.

  • No.
    Just plain no.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm on the fence. Toe socks creep me out a little. Socks and sandals... meh. Sometimes you need warm feet and shoes suck. Toe socks with thong sandals makes me think of muppets for some reason. But this is... Different.

    I'd have to see them in person to know for sure.

  • Socks and sandals are a crime against humanity.

  • GeneralDisorder

    There are occasions where I already have socks on and it's just way too much effort to take them off before putting on sandals. I could just as well slip shoes on but if I'm too lazy to take my socks off I'm too lazy to put shoes on too.

  • You need help.

  • GeneralDisorder

    The kind of help I need only a prostitute could give... Or an ugly woman with really low self-esteem.

  • Well then I can't help you.
    I'm not a prostitute - I just do it for fun.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I meant no implication.

  • Well that's a relief.

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