All The Rage: Women's Stockings With Painted Toenails

April 25, 2016

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Because Japan is the world's greatest innovator, these are women's stockings that have individual spots for your toes, and fake painted toenails printed on them. I just bought a pair but I am not impressed. "You put them on upside down." Oh. Also, are stockings supposed to be worn over or under my panties? That was a trick question, I'm not wearing any. Squeeze my butt. How does that feel? "Like a stocking full of cottage cheese." Is it making you horngry? "I think I'm going to be sick." Me too I ate raw bacons.

Keep going for a bunch more shots.

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Thanks to Lydia, who painted fingernails on her gloves because she's fashion forward.

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