This is a compilation video created by the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute (MBARI) of various sea creatures with crazy looking eyeballs. And I mean CRAZY. Those are some freaky-ass windows to the soul! I have only seen eyes this crazy once before, and that was on a Tinder date with a girl who clearly didn't use a real picture of herself. You know I have naturally googly eyes too. Plus one of my eyelids doesn't open nearly as far as the other one. My mom still says I'm a catch, but deep down I know I'm a catch and release. Anybody giving out free hugs today? "Settle for a punch in the gut?" I'll take any personal contact I can get.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Lydia, who didn't make any sushi jokes and neither did I because we couldn't think of any. I have regret.