Aladdin And Jasmine Ride Flying Carpet In San Francisco

April 1, 2016


This is a video of Aladdin (previously) and Princess Jasmine riding an electric flying carpet around San Fransisco, presumably on their honeymoon. Those lovebirds! You know where I went on my honeymoon? Nowhere, you think somebody would marry this? I can barely take care of myself and a dog, how am I ever gonna care for another human? That's the reason why I always wear at least sixteen condoms. Okay, half the reason. The other half is to make my penis look twice as big. "So average." A little below average.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to Alyssa, who asks for a real magic carpet every birthday, and gets disappointed every birthday. Same here, Alyssa, same here.

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