Aladdin And Jasmine Ride Flying Carpet In San Francisco

April 1, 2016

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This is a video of Aladdin (previously) and Princess Jasmine riding an electric flying carpet around San Fransisco, presumably on their honeymoon. Those lovebirds! You know where I went on my honeymoon? Nowhere, you think somebody would marry this? I can barely take care of myself and a dog, how am I ever gonna care for another human? That's the reason why I always wear at least sixteen condoms. Okay, half the reason. The other half is to make my penis look twice as big. "So average." A little below average.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to Alyssa, who asks for a real magic carpet every birthday, and gets disappointed every birthday. Same here, Alyssa, same here.

  • Matt

    old news

  • TheQiwiMan

    "I can show you the world.... or actually, just parts of San Francisco, which is still shining, shimmering, spleeeeeh-ndid!"

  • Will Chamberland

    [Rides by Trump rally, get's lynched for being terrorists]

  • Wilf Smith

    Awesome ! Angry honking car is unimpressed however. How grumpy do you have to be to honk your horn at Aladdin on a flying carpet ?

  • No smutty comments about Jasmine?
    I'm impressed.

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