Real Products: The Xenomorph Alien Head Cookie Jar

March 10, 2016

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This is the officially licensed Aliens Warrior Cookie Jar available from ThinkGeek ($45). Why does it have its arms crossed like that? It looks like a sexy lady who just stepped out of the shower and doesn't want anybody to see her breasts. That's an unusual pose for an alien warrior. Still, erotic nonetheless. I want a 4' x 4' print of it above my bed, which, yes, may be a twin-size race car. *seductive wink* Ladies and gentlemen -- start your engines.

Keep going for a shot with the lid off which doesn't look that convenient for depositing or retrieving cookies.

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Thanks to Stephanie B, who's been holding out for a Predator cookie jar even though they already exist, I saw them on Amazon!

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