God Bless The Internet: Washing Machine With Real Googly Eyes Eats A Brick, Self Destructs

March 30, 2016


This is a video of a washing machine with real, physical googly eyes eating a brick and destroying itself as it dances around the patio (previously: a washing machine eating a brick with googly eyes added digitally and one on a trampoline). These washing machines really need to learn they can't clean bricks. You're a clothes washer, not a brick washer. Raise your hand if you actually felt sorry for the thing. *raises hand, immediately forgets why* Mrs. Eberly, can I go to the bathroom?

Keep going for the video, it's a treat.

Thanks to Dunc, who agrees if you're a depressed washing machine you should call the Maytag Man and get help. Suicide is never the answer.

  • shashi

    DEATH TO THE MACHINES!.... jk im on your side. i'll tell you the humans weak spot: its the body

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    When the washing machines rebel he will be the first to be put in the regular cycle followed by the sanitary cycle.

  • Konstantin

    Has anybody made a GIF of this yet?


    I don't know why this isn't set to music. It's tapping it's foot!!

  • Mr.4maldehyde

    Looks safe!

  • DrZanz

    I'd like to tell the maker of this video that by giving it eyes, he gave it a soul, and he did a very bad thing that day.

  • Bling Nye

    I dunno, I imagine that's how a lot of people look when they're having sex.

    Climax at 1:15.

  • Bling Nye

    Definitely recommend you watch this at 1.5 or 2.0 speed.

  • Oban 1 Kenobi

    Thank you. I just peed a little bit.

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