This is a video of a washing machine with real, physical googly eyes eating a brick and destroying itself as it dances around the patio (previously: a washing machine eating a brick with googly eyes added digitally and one on a trampoline). These washing machines really need to learn they can't clean bricks. You're a clothes washer, not a brick washer. Raise your hand if you actually felt sorry for the thing. *raises hand, immediately forgets why* Mrs. Eberly, can I go to the bathroom?
Keep going for the video, it's a treat.
Thanks to Dunc, who agrees if you're a depressed washing machine you should call the Maytag Man and get help. Suicide is never the answer.