This is a video of tomatoes being sliced, played in reverse. Or maybe it's a video of somebody putting tomatoes back together with a knife, I don't know. What I do know is it was surprisingly relaxing to watch. And dare I say...erotic? That cool with you? "Not really." I was lying anyways, it wasn't erotic at all, especially if you pretend that tomato is one of your nuts. It's more of a horror film if you do that. That knife looks sharp. I bet you could shave with that knife. I have never shaved with a knife before but I did try shaving with an axe once, and that's how I became the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow, the end.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Dave R, who thought I would be into this and was half right.