Soft Chair You Can Use To Fold Yourself Up Into A Taco

March 10, 2016


This is the Blandito transformable cushion chair. You can use its elastic loops and wooden balls to create a variety of different shapes, including the coveted taco. You could get some serious spooning done in that thing. You be the beans, I'll be the meat. That wasn't supposed to be sexual by the way, your brain just immediately went there on account of my good looks and charming disposition. Plus I know you're a foodie and it's hard to think about anything as delicious as tacos without thinking sex. I don't even want to know what that last pizza post did to you. Yes, yes I do. Go into detail.

Keep going for a bunch more pics.






Thanks to Chrissy, who just inspired me to invent a corn dog chair. Thank you, I'm going to go get rich now.

  • All it needs is some HOT SAUCE.

  • palpable ovaltine

    Doesn't look very easy to clean. And a human dog-bed that folds into a beanbag chair is something that will need to be cleaned a lot.

  • The_Wretched

    hmmmmm, man taco.

  • Lady taco is better.

  • The_Wretched

    I'm happy both ways.

  • Dom Saunders

    We know, Wretched. We know -_-

  • shashi

    For GW: i clicked the link knowing what i desired would not become real but i didnt care, this was all about the fantasy. I convinced myself of my firm grasp on reality, that this was a healthy release of natural instincts but this is far from organic. My breath quickened as i loosened my jeans in preparation for the visual feast. Heart palpitations gave the moment a sense of genuine excitement. Suddenly, all thoughts of what i could get at home were irrelevant, this is what i want and its only a matter of time before i visit that other site to actualise and satisfy my perverse desires

  • All I can think about is having sex in it.

    It would be a fuck pocket.

  • shashi

    thats what i said about the pizza shirt

  • Jan Bergström

    Don't stain the taco with mayo sauce.

  • Bling Nye

    Jeezus, "Blandito" ? Really? Because "bland" is a word you really want associated with your product, huh?

    Whomever came up with that name should be fired.

  • You'd fire the Blanket Bandito?!? He's gonna be crushed...

  • TheQiwiMan

    Looks comfortable. Until the moment comes where you need to stand back up.

    No thank you.

  • I agree. Fuck standing.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Tried that, I prefer lying down, my legs always get tired.

  • Ye beat me. My disappointment upon scrolling down is indescribable... Kudos, sir. (Or the equivalent granola bar of your own choosing...)

  • Bling Nye

    They should make it spring loaded with a quick release, so when you need to get up it flings itself open and hurls you into the wall, or down the stairs. Much more convenient!

  • MustacheHam

    This does look really cozy. However for my case it's more of a pig in a blanket. :)

  • AtomicMountain


    My cat is going to really enjoy pissing on that.

  • All I see are vaginas..

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