This is the river-powered barbecue rotisserie made by some genius with an IQ of at least 400. For reference, Albert Einstein only had an IQ between 180 - 190, which explains why he never invented a river-powered barbecue rotisserie. Still, I expected Da Vinci to be all over this. I wish you and I were barbecuing by the river this weekend, don't you? That would be fun. I miss our little weekend excursions. "We've never even met." You would hate me.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to yellowtag, who may or may not indicate a sales discount.