Remember Rob Scallion and his homemade one-string garden shovel guitar? Well now he's back to perform Rage Against The Machine's 'Killing In The Name'. It sounds surprisingly great on the shovel. AND NOW YOU DO WHAT THEY TOLD YA. You know I saw Rage in concert once in my youth. I also saw Smash Mouth. Don't hold that against me. Hold yourself against me. Let's lock lips. No? I thought we had a connection. Boners don't lie. Jk jk, boners lie all the time, half the time I don't even think they know what they're lying about, they lie just to lie. "I've never seen those balls in my life." See what I mean? YOU LIVE RIGHT ON TOP OF THEM.
Hit the jump and get angsty.
Thanks to hairless, who is going to get a whole garden tool band together and play at farmer's markets.