Praise The Lord: Marshmallow Peep Flavored Milk Is Back

March 7, 2016


Just in time for Easter, Prairie Farms is releasing another limited edition of Peep flavored milk, this time with two new additions to the lineup -- strawberry creme and orange creme! Those sound disgusting. They also nixed the regular marshmallow flavor from last year, presumably due to too many cases of Easter diarrhea. You know, I made Rice Krispie Treats using Peeps instead of regular marshmallows once. It was awesome watching them all melt in the pan until they were just a bunch of floating eyeballs. Then I spooned out all the eyeballs and ate them. The treats turned out a pretty pastel color, but didn't really taste much different from regular Rice Krispie Treats. I mean, except for all the weed and mushrooms.

Thanks to DieselNuts, for totally overlooking the fact I ripped off the same joke I used when I wrote about these before. Mondays are hard and I am soft like quality toilet paper.

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