This is a short video of a paper airplane being thrown out a school window, and returning after its flight. Apparently it wasn't ready for the real world. And I can't say I blame it -- every time I leave my apartment I instantly regret it. "Even to get the mail?" All bills. "To eat?" Food poisoning every time. A friend recently asked me how I live this life, and I looked him dead in the eyes, and you know what I said? I said, "Look at you, you handsome devil," because I was talking to myself in the mirror again. I am my own best friend. I say that a lot but my girlfriend gets mad when I do because she wants to be my best friend but I just tell her that guy's a real jerk and she should be thankful she doesn't have to be.
Keep going for the video.
紙飛行機飛ばしたら奇跡起きた笑笑 pic.twitter.com/Mz38gCfEyL— はら いくや (@ikuya_10969) March 10, 2016
Thanks to Dougie, who threw a paper airplane out the window at school but got in trouble because it wasn't actually a paper airplane, it was a desk chair.