New LEGO Minifig Set Will Be All Disney Characters

March 29, 2016

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This is LEGO Disney Minifigures Series 1, the latest LEGO minifig collection scheduled for release May 1st. Each of the 18 figures will come blind-bagged (you don't know which one you're getting) and cost $4. Which ones do you want? I want Ursula. That is a good looking toy. Plus I'm thinking if you take the trident out her hand you could use her as a buttpl-- "Just stop there." Good call. What's Ursula's back story anyways? Why is she such an evil sea witch? Was she in love with some handsome prince who made fun of her growing up or something? Because I think I could change her. I think I could show her love. Or at least pretend to show her love until I learn how to steal her powers and kill her, then Ariel and I will live happily ever after. "Ariel's already taken." Did I say Ariel? I meant Aquaman.

Thanks to DT, who agrees the worst thing about blind-boxed figures are never getting the character you want and having to convince yourself that the characters you did get aren't so bad even though you really hate them.

  • shashi

    finally, a disney toy i can keep in my trachea

  • ShartInYourJacuzzi

    Fuck Disney with Nickelodeon's dick.

  • But what if they had offspring?

  • Ed

    This is racist and misogynistic because there is no black princess. Lego should be boycotted and people should show their disgust by moving out of every state in which Lego does business.

  • Oban 1 Kenobi

    Not to mention the completely disgusting fact that everyone portrayed here is cis-gender. END THE OPPRESSION.

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