Don't overcrowd the pan? But maybe they want to mosh.
This is the third episode of Metal Kitchen, featuring Linzey Rae of The Anchor joining forces with Atreyu (Artax, nooooooooo!!) to perform a metal song about how to prepare spaghetti and meatballs. And is there any meal more metal than spaghetti and meatballs? I'm serious, I'm asking. "Raw human flesh." Wow, you went there. I was sitting here thinking, 'No, they won't go there, they won't do it,' but I was wrong. I guess I should have known better, I suppose I forgot who I was talking to. "Yourself?" I'm so lonely, I'm my only friend.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Stephanie B, who informed me she cooks spaghetti and meatballs using her great grandmother's recipe but failed to invite me over for dinner. That hurts.