Memory Foam Mattress Reveals Sexy Secrets Under Bed

March 1, 2016


This is a shot of the underside of Redditor mentosfresh's friend's memory foam mattress during a recent move. Or maybe it's actually mentosfresh's bed but they're trying to deflect the incriminating sexiness. Memory foam never forgets. In case you're eight years old, those are the shapes of dildos and vibrators. Do people really just leave their sex toys mashed between their mattress and box spring? I feel like that's not very hygienic. I like to wash my sex toys and carefully put them back in the pleasure treasure chest I keep beside the bed. What can I say, I'm classy. "A butt plug just fell out of your gym bag." What if I told you I have to swim with it in to keep water out of my rump?

Thanks to Allyson S, who insists there's nothing under her mattress because she's like the Princess And The Pea.

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