Meanwhile In Africa: Ostrich Chasing Cyclists At 30MPH

March 8, 2016

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This is a video from Africa of an ostrich chasing cyclists down the road at speeds nearing 30MPH. For reference, that is faster than I can bike unless I just biked off a cliff. Ostriches can run FAST. If you're ever being chased by an ostrich the best thing to do is stop and swear up and down you thought your belt was faux ostrich leather. If that doesn't work your best bet is to try tying its neck in a knot. Trust me, I am a wildlife expert.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to POWER RAGE, who is terrifying and I was almost afraid to even open his email for fear of getting choke-slammed through the internet.

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