This is a video of a group of friends playing Mario Kart battle mode in real life by running around shooting Roman candles and trying to pop each other's balloons. I am into this. Shooting fireworks at friends is one of life's simple pleasures and if the next president tries to take that away from us I am GONE. Hopefully to the moon. There are no rules on the moon, only dust and rocks and junk we left behind from previous visits. Obviously, I'm going to put monster truck tires on the lunar rover and try to jump a crater.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Jennefer, who wants to do the same thing but with mortar fireworks because COUNT ME IN.