Seen here looking like progressively sadder and sadder penises, this is the biodegradable water bottle invented by Icelandic product designer Ari Jónsson. The bottle is 100% natural and 100% biodegradable, and made from algae. But can you just eat it after? Green technology! Now the next step is convincing people to drink out of a bottle made from algae. I'm sure it'll be easier than convincing people to drink out of a bottle made from feces, but I imagine it will still be an uphill battle. And that's why we should bring a catapult so we can launch ourselves over the hill and opposing forces, and attack them from behind. The ol' sneak attack. I'm so green I've never even used a plastic water bottle before. I drink from three things: the sink, the shower, and water fountains. "And you're probably dehydrated." My pee is dark brown and thick like pancake syrup.
Thanks to hairless, who only drinks out of a golden chalice like the one the guy who chose poorly drinks out of at the end of Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade before turning to dust.