Looks Delicious: Man Develops 100% Biodegradable Water Bottles Made From Algae

March 23, 2016


Seen here looking like progressively sadder and sadder penises, this is the biodegradable water bottle invented by Icelandic product designer Ari Jónsson. The bottle is 100% natural and 100% biodegradable, and made from algae. But can you just eat it after? Green technology! Now the next step is convincing people to drink out of a bottle made from algae. I'm sure it'll be easier than convincing people to drink out of a bottle made from feces, but I imagine it will still be an uphill battle. And that's why we should bring a catapult so we can launch ourselves over the hill and opposing forces, and attack them from behind. The ol' sneak attack. I'm so green I've never even used a plastic water bottle before. I drink from three things: the sink, the shower, and water fountains. "And you're probably dehydrated." My pee is dark brown and thick like pancake syrup.

Thanks to hairless, who only drinks out of a golden chalice like the one the guy who chose poorly drinks out of at the end of Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade before turning to dust.

  • What's the shelf life? Link text says "keeps it's shape until empty", but I don't think anyone really believes that.

  • I do not.

  • Trojanman

    despite the name I thought that was a condom, have fun drinking milk out of that :D

  • Brad Walton

    It looks great...it actually looks like shit, but good job!

  • Jenness

    There is really not that much difference between the good bottle and starting to dissolve into rotten algae puddle bottles - you'd kind of have to really just drink it all the first day to be sure and even then, I think a part of me would still think "I hope I don't get explosive diarrhea in a couple of hours"

  • Frédéric Purenne

    I can just imagine what it will look like once I forget it on the back seat of my car for a day or two, the leftover water a bit white inside.

  • Gingerbread

    I won't lie. A water bottle is NOT the first thing I thought of when I saw the photo.

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