This is a video of bassist Davie504 performing a bass solo on a guitar with zero strings. He makes all the sounds by banging on the instrument and rubbing the pickup across the guitar. It's not the best bass solo I've ever heard, but it wasn't the worst either. Of course the worst bass solo I ever heard was actually performed on a kazoo, so that one might be out of the running. I always thought it's weird bass is spelled bass and not base because whenever I see bass I think fish and when I think fish I think fish sticks which takes me back to the middle school cafeteria where we had cinnamon rolls every Friday. Those were the days.
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Thanks to Elba, who agrees the best guitar solos always end with the guitar being smashed to pieces and kicked into the audience.