This is a video of Jaguar setting the Guinness World Record for the largest 360-degree loop driven in a car. Apparently they performed the feat last year to celebrate the company's 80th birthday. To celebrate my 80th birthday? Go face-down in a cake, then poop my pants and stink all the party guests out so I can take a nap. Will I clean myself up before that nap? *shaking Magic 8-Ball* No I will not.
Keep going for the video, then let's make an even bigger loop-the-loop and claim the record for ourselves. Obviously, I will drive and the car will be on fire. There will also be a shark pool to jump at the end.
Thanks to Barnaby, who is going to do the same thing except blindfolded and in reverse because he's the stuntiest stunt driver in the history of driving off ramps.