Interview With A Woman Who Believes She's A Cat Born In A Human Body

March 3, 2016

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This is an interview with Nano, a Norwegian woman who believes she is actually a cat mistakenly born in a human body. I know the feeling, Nano. Sometimes I wish I could just shed this human skin and be the dinosaur I know God intended me to be. Plus, you know, was born 200-million years ago.

Sometimes I hiss when meeting dogs on the street. It's because of their behavior and my instinct reacts by hissing. ...Born in the wrong species. I hate water, water is like the instinct you get to wash yourself. In the face and stuff. It's obvious I'm a cat when I start purring and meowing. ...My psychologist told me I could grow out of it, but I doubt it.

Hey, maybe she really is a cat. Sometimes I feel like I'm actually a cat too. And not just because I like sleeping all day and only waking up to eat or poop somewhere I shouldn't, but you've got to admit that's a pretty sweet life. "Living the dream," I like to call it.

Keep going for the interview.

Thanks to Allyson S, who's convinced she was born to be a butterfly, and I believe her.

  • Jason

    I realized i was a cat when i was sixteen.

    =

    " I decided to become a cat when i was sixteen*** "

  • timeiskey

    its not a decision. so even this wording is incorrect.
    she didnt decide. she just unfortunately happened to be in a local culture that caused her brain to adopt this local minima of an identity.

    a victim of nurture

  • arturo

    "…but I only do these things when other people are around. It's really strange."

  • Marc Fatman Weber

    This is the easiest dumb shit I have EVER seen in my life. Transgender and now transanimal...piss off.

  • Elak Swindell

    Cat's wouldn't pierce their face to look like a freak. There nothing attractive about facial piercing. It's just a "look at me and what I stupidly did" kind of move. If you were meant to have holes in those locations, you'd be born with it. Leave your beautiful body whole as it was given to you.

  • timeiskey

    "look at me and what I stupidly did"
    ""Leave your beautiful body whole as it was given to you.""

    what. you relativist fool

  • minime

    please castrate both of this retards before they reproduce.

  • Saturns Eye

    Never really seen other cats carrying weeaboo pillows

  • Sethmes Putramurmak

    Gonna be kind of hard to watch in 10 years.

  • Well, ain't hurtin' anybody. That's better than I can say for alot of folks...

  • Deksam

    Oh man, so many stupid people out there... That actually gives a shiite what some little bart thinks she is...
    So super sick of people saying they are something other then what their own biology says they really are.
    Get a grip!
    Put her in an institution and make her bad parents pay for it.

  • timeiskey

    she isnt hurting anyone any more than you are with your wish to force an innocent microculture victim into violent imprisonment and a life of suffering.

    i think the stupid people arent out there. i think the stupid people are right here m8

  • Deksam

    She's hurting herself for one, But, I am just sick of people thinking they are something that they are not and other people giving them validation for being that way. Because where will it stop if allowed to go on?

  • The Caped Champion

    Shes Norwegian, healthcare is free here :)

  • Deksam

    Well, that punishment don't fit the crime.

  • Anon the Mouse

    She may identify as a cat or was born with a cat "spirit" or whatever but her physical abilities would still be limited to that of her very human body. The whole "hearing and seeing better" than other humans is nonsense. You were not born with cat ears or cat eyes, just a cat mindset.

  • timeiskey

    she wasnt born with a cat mindset you fuck.
    thats like saying i speak english because i was born with the english language

  • Bling Nye

    But maybe she was.

    Maybe she CAN lick her own butthole.

  • I like cats.
    I was a cat in a school play.
    The only cat like thing I can really do is lick my own... moving on.
    At least she seems happy enough.

  • timeiskey

    you can lick your own ellipses wow

  • And good on ye for it, I say!

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