Interview With A Woman Who Believes She's A Cat Born In A Human Body

March 3, 2016

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This is an interview with Nano, a Norwegian woman who believes she is actually a cat mistakenly born in a human body. I know the feeling, Nano. Sometimes I wish I could just shed this human skin and be the dinosaur I know God intended me to be. Plus, you know, was born 200-million years ago.

Sometimes I hiss when meeting dogs on the street. It's because of their behavior and my instinct reacts by hissing. ...Born in the wrong species. I hate water, water is like the instinct you get to wash yourself. In the face and stuff. It's obvious I'm a cat when I start purring and meowing. ...My psychologist told me I could grow out of it, but I doubt it.

Hey, maybe she really is a cat. Sometimes I feel like I'm actually a cat too. And not just because I like sleeping all day and only waking up to eat or poop somewhere I shouldn't, but you've got to admit that's a pretty sweet life. "Living the dream," I like to call it.

Keep going for the interview.

Thanks to Allyson S, who's convinced she was born to be a butterfly, and I believe her.

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