This is the $25 Retro Gaming Shower Curtain available from ThinkGeek. It looks like an oldschool Nintendo cartridge game box. Plus, since it's got a clear window at the top, it puts YOU in the game. I've always wanted to be in my own Nintendo game, but the graphics were never good enough to do me justice. Plus the games just weren't nearly as erotic as I wanted them to be. What do you think the object of Super Shower Time is anyways? Scrub your penis till it's clean but not so much that it falls off? What's the ruling on peeing in the shower? Is that more earth friendly than flushing a toilet? I only ask because I've been doing it for the past fifteen years. I'm a great house guest. "You got banned from Airbnb." That was not my poop and they can't prove it.
Thanks to Craig, who wants a shower curtain that looks like a circus tent.