I Want One: Colin Furze's Firework Rocket Launcher

March 11, 2016

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This is a video of inventor Colin Furze demonstrating the firework rocket launcher he built. You just jam a giant firework rocket down the pipe, and a trigger connected to a gas tank ignites the rocket and sends it on its way. I love fireworks so much. If I could marry fireworks I would. The only problem with marrying fireworks is that they only live for a very short time and then there I am in the honeymoon suite all alone with nothing but a burnt stick and ash all over my naked body. I will remarry an M-80, and have no choice but to be celibate afterwards on account of my penis exploding in a thousand different directions.

Hit the jump for a video demonstration of all the things you can do with a firework rocket launcher.

Thanks to Roberto, who almost married a sparkler but broke it off because he knew that one day the spark would go out. I hate me too.

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