This is a recipe created by Matthew Cetta of food blog Nomageddon detailing how to make your own smiling poop emoji marshmallow peeps. It doesn't look that complicated. Still too complicated for me, absolutely, but I think you could handle it. I believe in you. I mean that. Now make me some, I want to bring them to a party and tell everybody I made them. No -- that I INVENTED them. I'm also going to tell them I invented cheesecake and cupcakes.
Thanks to Matthew, for daring to dream the dream of poop peeps.