Goodbye, World: Three-Piece Suit Tailored For A Horse

March 15, 2016

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Probably inspired by that stupid 'would a dog wear pants like this or this' meme, this is a horse wearing a three-piece tweed suit tailored just for him to celebrate horse racing's Cheltenham Festival in England. The suit took about 10-times more fabric than a human suit because, and I don't know if you knew this or not, but horses are much larger than humans. Unless we're talking miniature horses or ponies, in which case I want to pet them and feed them carrots. Admittedly, he does look rather dapper. Still, it's weird to think there are horses out there better dressed than I am. "You're wearing athletic shorts and a ripped tank top." I take casual Fridays seriously. "But it's only Tuesday." Well that's f***ing depressing.

Keep going for several more shots and a video.

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Thanks to Sesma, who's always dreamed of tailoring a tuxedo for a penguin. Solid dream, I think you should do it.

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