Firefighting Fun: Throwable Fire-Extinguishing Balls

March 11, 2016


This is a video demonstration of Elide fire-extinguishing balls. You just toss a ball in the fire and POOF, fire goes out (previously: these tossable fire extinguishers from Japan). I'm not really sure what makes the fire go out, but I'm assuming a proprietary blend of dragon scales, fire ants and witch fingers brewed in a sorcerer's cauldron. I love magic. My balls? My balls aren't putting out any fires. Well, at least not any more fires until my penis heals.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Greg M, who puts out fires the old fashioned way: a line of people stretching all the way to the river passing buckets.

  • G-man

    Does it also kills every one in the room?

  • The_Wretched

    So I should just hand 3-4 of these from the ceiling per room in the house? Is the burst of stuff non-toxic? Could we get these to work with that water wing from the last post?

  • Bill Johnson

    Wow they invent 1890's technology! Google "Miracle Fire Extinguisher"

  • ZerglingPack

    Yeah I'm wondering what made these new ones better than that old ones that got replaced by fire extinguishers.

  • Toby Trombley


  • GeneralDisorder

    Some of the earliest fire extinguishers were throwable glass bottles filled with something inert that had a low boiling point. This is just kind of a next-step I guess? Pretty cool idea. It seems it could be used as a passive automatic fire suppression system it would seem.

  • Bling Nye

    Great, so if your outdoor shower stall or dumpster catches fire, you're set.

  • Mr.4maldehyde

    Must be a frost spell.

  • MustacheHam

    The Frost Bomb was super effective.

  • Ed

    Actually GW you were close. The potion is brewed in a sorcerer's rectum.

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